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Anonymous asked: I just miss swinging my meatstick inside of your lovings.
I need you to back up off
Dear Ex, Stop sending me anonymous messages on here. Please? This is the only time you will get me asking nicely. Just stop it already. I obviously want you to leave me alone. -Mandee
DEAR GEORGIA DEPARTMENT OF DRIVER SERVICES
“You must submit court release before March 30th, 2011 to blahblahblahblahblah..”* *If my shit is not reinstated today, I’m officially moving to NYC no matter what. I’m taking this as a huge hint from the universe to get the fuck out of this town/state.
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Dude, all you had to say is that chicks with kids was your thing. BULLET DODGED, YA’LL. A SERIOUS BULLET WAS DODGED.
WASN'T ME. NOPE. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS. →
That time I found an old bullet casing in my mother’s denim jacket from the 70’s? If we needed evidence that I was raised by rebels here it is.