February 2010
THANKSGIVING - 2/25/10
MY BOYFRIEND FUCKS ME PROPER. SCORE!
roots tea
after days of not eating anything besides salads the size of my fist and 15 calorie-a-cracker ‘bran flanks’ [you do not want more than one, totally tasteless] i’ve decided to introduce a carbohydrate!
i’m afraid doing so will send me into a binge-eating frenzy that i do not have the self-control to avoid. the hallway mirror & bathroom scale helped me make the...
FEB 2010
HELLO- I’M TOTALLY, MADLY IN LOVE WITH A PITCHFORD.
SWEET!
AND THEN, LIKE AN -ANGEL IN BLACK-LEATHER- MANDEE SHOWED UP…
– blog-hell