she turned my stomach. my nerves aren’t the same. i threw away the salsa and chips. i think i had eaten three. i can’t lie, i had a bite of cheese dip too. i gave up. i’d go puke but i was drinking white wine and i don’t want to sober up.
one time my best friend and i watched two lesbians make out in a red Toyota hybrid. One of the ladies was actually my ex-roommate who i lived with when i was 19. rah, rah mother fuckers- we’re all so proud of your exploration into same-sex relation. the window faced the apartment parking lot. i felt sick…and sorry for the other girl involved.
SIT LIKE A THINKER
she had clearly been jumped and now was having her face sucked off by a terrible excuse for counter-culture. this gender-bender craze that is going on makes me sick too- perhaps because i’ve always wanted girlfriends.